Hair Transplant Mugs

After inserting Bob's fortieth plug, the doctor installed a surge protector, just to be on the safe side.

Although early tests show Dr. McWit's hare transplant hides hair loss, and has no dangerous side effects, Ed's not sure he likes the results.

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

Curling your hair for no reason

"I'm here for the hair."

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

"Maybe I needed a brain also! I left my heart in San Francisco!"

'I've just realised where we went wron...g'

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"

Quick Spring Fling

'He's wearing a toupee.'

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

New Hair Cloning Technology.

It is illegal to fall asleep under a hairdryer in Florida.

"Of course I know what the rearview mirror is for...to check at any moment if my hair still looks ok."

'A spoiler is standard on all sports cars. It helps protect your hair transplant.'

"Pulling out the thorn was easy. What I'm most proud of is the hair transplant."

"I'm afraid you've failed abysmally - but try the football clubs."

'Now that we have flounder genes, I'd like to go swimming.'

"Listen to my horoscope in this issue of 'Wig and Weaves'. . ."

'I see they're having a wig sale down at Carpeteria.'

"There's a factory recall on your hip and hairline."

'Before and after a hair replacement treatment.'

Rapunzel Experiments With Gender Presentation

Those days. these days

"I need you to take over while I'm on the road to fuller, thicker hair."

"Yeah, but I hear they're even uglier without the hair."

Money and hair only seem important when you don't have any!

Doctor talks to face that is halfway down man's body: 'I'm afraid the face transplant has not quite taken.'

"Do whatever it takes to make me unrecognizable to the people trying to collect on my student loans."

Will Work 4 Conditioner

"If only we could get this to work on men's heads."

"We can do hair plugs, but did you know today we're having a sale on solar panels?"

Bloody Hippies