Hair Transplant Aficionado Mugs

'A spoiler is standard on all sports cars. It helps protect your hair transplant.'

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Be creative...!"

"Absolutely not!"

Curling your hair for no reason

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

Square Cut

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

'More hair than brains.'

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

Although early tests show Dr. McWit's hare transplant hides hair loss, and has no dangerous side effects, Ed's not sure he likes the results.

Quick Spring Fling

Hairstyles

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

New Hair Cloning Technology.

Georgian head-dress

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

Bald man with a brush on his head

"Fashion over function!"

Man with lots of hair, holding a bottle of hair tonic waits outside of the patents office.

"So, when do you hear back from the Chia people?"

"Highlight the battleship-gray."

Hair Salon.

'My roots are starting to show.' 'You think you've got problems? I have a cowlick!'

Short on top, medium on the sides, and not bald in back.

"Well sir. . . you could have a crew cut, flat top, a stiff quiff, a hi-top fade. . . "

Today's Rapunzel

'Here it is, Your cellphone.'

Women bring a different perspective to watching football.

"This is all my own hair."