Hair Transplant Pillows

After inserting Bob's fortieth plug, the doctor installed a surge protector, just to be on the safe side.

Although early tests show Dr. McWit's hare transplant hides hair loss, and has no dangerous side effects, Ed's not sure he likes the results.

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

Curling your hair for no reason

"I'm here for the hair."

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

'I've just realised where we went wron...g'

Quick Spring Fling

'He's wearing a toupee.'

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

New Hair Cloning Technology.

"Of course I know what the rearview mirror is for...to check at any moment if my hair still looks ok."

It is illegal to fall asleep under a hairdryer in Florida.

'A spoiler is standard on all sports cars. It helps protect your hair transplant.'

"Pulling out the thorn was easy. What I'm most proud of is the hair transplant."

'Now that we have flounder genes, I'd like to go swimming.'

"I'm afraid you've failed abysmally - but try the football clubs."

"Listen to my horoscope in this issue of 'Wig and Weaves'. . ."

"I need you to take over while I'm on the road to fuller, thicker hair."

"There's a factory recall on your hip and hairline."

"Yeah, but I hear they're even uglier without the hair."

'I see they're having a wig sale down at Carpeteria.'

Money and hair only seem important when you don't have any!

'Before and after a hair replacement treatment.'

Rapunzel Experiments With Gender Presentation

Those days. these days

Doctor talks to face that is halfway down man's body: 'I'm afraid the face transplant has not quite taken.'

"If only we could get this to work on men's heads."

"We can do hair plugs, but did you know today we're having a sale on solar panels?"

"Do whatever it takes to make me unrecognizable to the people trying to collect on my student loans."

Bloody Hippies

Will Work 4 Conditioner

Hair Transplants/A new you... Barber/A new you unplugged.