Hair Restoration Gifts

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

Curling your hair for no reason

'We finished all the repairs in the cafeteria kitchen this morning, but the food still tastes lousy.'

Hairstyles

Although early tests show Dr. McWit's hare transplant hides hair loss, and has no dangerous side effects, Ed's not sure he likes the results.

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"

'He's wearing a toupee.'

Quick Spring Fling

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

"He's a hunter-gatherer-tinkerer-fixer-upper-restorer-reseller."

New Hair Cloning Technology.

Restored antique carriage in A.D. 2500

Salvage Hunters

'One side is black hair, the other white. So I decided to comb over to the dark side.'

'Having limited funds, Irwin goes with the less expensive chest hair transplant.'

"Of course I know what the rearview mirror is for...to check at any moment if my hair still looks ok."

It is illegal to fall asleep under a hairdryer in Florida.

'A spoiler is standard on all sports cars. It helps protect your hair transplant.'

Leaning Tower of Pisa

"We had an expert restore all the original shag carpeting."

Painting Mona Lisa.

"All in favor of toupees, say aye."

"Pulling out the thorn was easy. What I'm most proud of is the hair transplant."

"She's a rescue."

"I'm afraid you've failed abysmally - but try the football clubs."

Money and hair only seem important when you don't have any!

"I need you to take over while I'm on the road to fuller, thicker hair."

"Yeah, but I hear they're even uglier without the hair."

"Listen to my horoscope in this issue of 'Wig and Weaves'. . ."

Unusual Examples of Male Pattern Baldness

"This is my version of 'The Age of Innocence.'"