Hair Replacement Gifts

'Before and after a hair replacement treatment.'

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

Curling your hair for no reason

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"

Although early tests show Dr. McWit's hare transplant hides hair loss, and has no dangerous side effects, Ed's not sure he likes the results.

'He's wearing a toupee.'

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

New Hair Cloning Technology.

It is illegal to fall asleep under a hairdryer in Florida.

"Of course I know what the rearview mirror is for...to check at any moment if my hair still looks ok."

'A spoiler is standard on all sports cars. It helps protect your hair transplant.'

"All in favor of toupees, say aye."

"Pulling out the thorn was easy. What I'm most proud of is the hair transplant."

Hair club for men.

"I'm afraid you've failed abysmally - but try the football clubs."

'I think you're on to something, Langdon. Perhaps we should try for a lot of LITTLE hairs instead.'

'You call it 'Bald', I call it 'Evolution'!'

"Robert is losing his hair...and his mind simultaneously."

'I see they're having a wig sale down at Carpeteria.'

Rapunzel Experiments With Gender Presentation

"Listen to my horoscope in this issue of 'Wig and Weaves'. . ."

Money and hair only seem important when you don't have any!

"There's a factory recall on your hip and hairline."

"Yeah, but I hear they're even uglier without the hair."

"I need you to take over while I'm on the road to fuller, thicker hair."

After inserting Bob's fortieth plug, the doctor installed a surge protector, just to be on the safe side.

Akme Hair Removal and Waxing

"Do whatever it takes to make me unrecognizable to the people trying to collect on my student loans."

"If only we could get this to work on men's heads."

"We can do hair plugs, but did you know today we're having a sale on solar panels?"

Bloody Hippies

'Great wig. Where did you get it?.'

Will Work 4 Conditioner