Hair Transplant Specialists Gifts

"Pulling out the thorn was easy. What I'm most proud of is the hair transplant."

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

'Henry had a successful animal organ transplant - isn't that right, Henry?'

Although early tests show Dr. McWit's hare transplant hides hair loss, and has no dangerous side effects, Ed's not sure he likes the results.

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"

The Hair Stylist of Seville

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

New Hair Cloning Technology.

Surgeon to other: 'First organ transplant?'

Organ Transplant Service - "Rather ironic isn't it...we need a new pump."

'Here comes the transplant specialist now.'

"Get out of that chair! Frank and Bernice will be here in an hour and I really don't want to spend half of that time cleaning cat hair off the furniture."

'A spoiler is standard on all sports cars. It helps protect your hair transplant.'

"All in favor of toupees, say aye."

Take An Organ, Leave An Organ

Surgeon with an 'eyes box' in his refridgerator.

'Sounds like insider trading to me.'

"There's a factory recall on your hip and hairline."

'I see they're having a wig sale down at Carpeteria.'

"I need you to take over while I'm on the road to fuller, thicker hair."

'Before and after a hair replacement treatment.'

'How did you happen to dip my bowling ball in Rogaine?'

"Listen to my horoscope in this issue of 'Wig and Weaves'. . ."

Animal to human transplant - 'This is a consent form.'

After inserting Bob's fortieth plug, the doctor installed a surge protector, just to be on the safe side.

Reunion of organ donors

Akme Hair Removal and Waxing

"Do whatever it takes to make me unrecognizable to the people trying to collect on my student loans."

"Would you say this pork liver is fresh enough for a pig-to-human transplant?"

'Someone threw away a PERFECTLY good colon.'

"So how long does it take for your hair to grow?"

Strategic Growth.

"If only we could get this to work on men's heads."

"We can do hair plugs, but did you know today we're having a sale on solar panels?"