Hair Removal Specialist Gifts

"Welcome madam, may I take your fur coat?"

Akme Hair Removal and Waxing

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

The Hair Stylist of Seville

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"

Hairstyles

"it appears I'm being relocated"

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

New Hair Cloning Technology.

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

Boxer's Hair Styles.

"Get out of that chair! Frank and Bernice will be here in an hour and I really don't want to spend half of that time cleaning cat hair off the furniture."

'Which box did you put the kids in?'

"Pulling out the thorn was easy. What I'm most proud of is the hair transplant."

The Moving Company.

"I'm not letting down my hair, I'm just overdue for a trim."

"We should have stuck with the Squad tattoos rather than Brazillian wax jobs!"

'Shaving takes years off you.'

'Sarah, meet my carpool - mouth wash, hair spray and after shave.'

Good Hair Day

'I need something to remove the hair on my chinny chin chin.'

'Well, would ya' look at this. Typical movers! I sure hope the kids are OK.'

'Specially formulated to add body.'

"I need you to take over while I'm on the road to fuller, thicker hair."

"I'm waxing my armpits, do you like it?"

Unusual Examples of Male Pattern Baldness