Hair Removal Specialist T-Shirts

"Welcome madam, may I take your fur coat?"

Akme Hair Removal and Waxing

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

Hairstyles

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"

The Hair Stylist of Seville

Great job on the color! Thanks. It looks totally natural. Hi, Twig! Hey. Success! She didn't notice. "Mom dyed her hair with Gatorade."

"it appears I'm being relocated"

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

New Hair Cloning Technology.

Can I ask you a question, man-to-man? Sure, little buddy. What do "man-to-man talks" usually consist of? What? I've never really had one, I don't think. What usually goes into them? Sports? Shaving? Carburetors? A little of this, a little of that. There's a proper ratio, of course. I'm not good at math.

Boxer's Hair Styles.

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

'One side is black hair, the other white. So I decided to comb over to the dark side.'

"Get out of that chair! Frank and Bernice will be here in an hour and I really don't want to spend half of that time cleaning cat hair off the furniture."

'Say, when did you last cut your toenails?'

'Which box did you put the kids in?'

"Pulling out the thorn was easy. What I'm most proud of is the hair transplant."

Vacu-move - discount movers.

'Sarah, meet my carpool - mouth wash, hair spray and after shave.'

"We should have stuck with the Squad tattoos rather than Brazillian wax jobs!"

'Shaving takes years off you.'

The Moving Company.

"I'm not letting down my hair, I'm just overdue for a trim."

"One wish left and you burn it on a mullet?"

Good Hair Day

'Well, would ya' look at this. Typical movers! I sure hope the kids are OK.'

'I need something to remove the hair on my chinny chin chin.'

"This is my version of 'The Age of Innocence.'"

"I need you to take over while I'm on the road to fuller, thicker hair."