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"So how long does it take for your hair to grow?"

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

Rapunzel in the Morning

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

"Absolutely not!"

Curling your hair for no reason

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

"Rapunzel's gone punk."

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

The Organic

Square Cut

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

"I noticed a few browns."

'More hair than brains.'

Girl's hair comes unfastened as a dance is about to begin

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

"It's not a moustache kiddo: It's nasal hair..."

Hairstyles

This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!

The Hair Stylist of Seville

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

Can I ask you a question, man-to-man? Sure, little buddy. What do "man-to-man talks" usually consist of? What? I've never really had one, I don't think. What usually goes into them? Sports? Shaving? Carburetors? A little of this, a little of that. There's a proper ratio, of course. I'm not good at math.

'I'm sorry - but do you realize how much I was spending on shampoo and conditioner?'

Bald man with a brush on his head

RAPUNZELS BAD HAIR DAY.

Facial hair continental drift.

"Fashion over function!"