Hair Specialist T-Shirts

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

'We don't like to call it baldness, Mr. Glemmer. Here, we say you have an enhanced scalp.'

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

Shampoo.

Rapunzel in the Morning

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

"Absolutely not!"

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

Curling your hair for no reason

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

"Rapunzel's gone punk."

Cleaner dusting under man's toupee.

The embarrassment of mistaking a salon for a saloon.

Girl's hair comes unfastened as a dance is about to begin

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

'More hair than brains.'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

Square Cut

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

The barber

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

Hairstyles

Complete Makeover

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

"You must be patient, Mrs. Wast fall. Rome wasn't built in a day, you know."