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The adoration of the gels.

"Be creative...!"

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

Pampered and poodled.

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

"I don't like your application."

Curling your hair for no reason

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

Hair Traffic control.

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

The quarantine self cut.

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

Judge getting hair done.

Hair salen: 'Sorry! Closed! Bad hair day!'

'You don't have to worry about me, I just want to know who does your nails.'

'I love your new flat screen saloon.'

Beauty Bee

'How would I like it? How about like it was before you ruffled it?'

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

The Garra Rufa's idea of a Grand Day Out.

A robber halds up a hair salon with a hairdryer pointed at the customers - 'Hand over all your hair restorer or I'll blow you away!'

'My best client? You must be kidding. When she comes I work like for four people but I only receive one person's tips.'

My shampoo tones, colors, tints and conditions. Now if it would just make my hair presentable.'

"This time lick my entire body."

"Hey! Great haircut!!

Giraffe at the hairdressers