Salon Specialist Gifts

Great job on the color! Thanks. It looks totally natural. Hi, Twig! Hey. Success! She didn't notice. "Mom dyed her hair with Gatorade."

The adoration of the gels.

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

"Be creative...!"

Pampered and poodled.

"I don't like your application."

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

Curling your hair for no reason

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

Hair Traffic control.

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

The quarantine self cut.

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

Judge getting hair done.

Hair salen: 'Sorry! Closed! Bad hair day!'

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

'I love your new flat screen saloon.'

'You don't have to worry about me, I just want to know who does your nails.'

'How would I like it? How about like it was before you ruffled it?'

Beauty Bee

The Garra Rufa's idea of a Grand Day Out.

A robber halds up a hair salon with a hairdryer pointed at the customers - 'Hand over all your hair restorer or I'll blow you away!'

'My best client? You must be kidding. When she comes I work like for four people but I only receive one person's tips.'

"This time lick my entire body."

"He spoils them."

My shampoo tones, colors, tints and conditions. Now if it would just make my hair presentable.'

'Say, when did you last cut your toenails?'

'You do have to feed it twice a day, but on the upside, it's self-cleaning.'