Salon Gifts

'You guys are keeping a sharp lookout, right?'

'I like doing shampoos, it gets your hands clean.'

Pampered and poodled.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

What price beauty?

Hair Traffic control.

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

Great job on the color! Thanks. It looks totally natural. Hi, Twig! Hey. Success! She didn't notice. "Mom dyed her hair with Gatorade."

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

GURLERS

"Let's change things up a bit. Give me the crinkle cut."

Beauty Bee

The Garra Rufa's idea of a Grand Day Out.

My New Year's resolution is to be a better person. Very noble. I want to work harder to improve the planet. What's your resolution, mom? Pretty much the same. To be a better-looking person? Hey! It's planetary cleanup. Nan's Hair and Nails.

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

'You don't have to worry about me, I just want to know who does your nails.'

"So what's your success rate?"

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

'I love your new flat screen saloon.'

A robber halds up a hair salon with a hairdryer pointed at the customers - 'Hand over all your hair restorer or I'll blow you away!'

'My best client? You must be kidding. When she comes I work like for four people but I only receive one person's tips.'

'I know exactly what you mean...men are such hot heads!'

God's Manicure.

Your hats off! Salon now open

Woman Gets Taken Away By Hairdryer.

"This time lick my entire body."

"I'm just going to te hairdressers. They've got some new gossip in."

"The cost of a haircut? It depends on what's in your underpants."

"You've been ages,dear-but never mind I've been patiently waiting in the pub accross the road!"

'Ethel? It's Kay! A couple of those cheap lights in the tanning bed burned out again.'

"Can you loosen it a bit Andre, I can't close my eyes"