Salon Story Teller Gifts

A brush with Death.

The adoration of the gels.

Pampered and poodled.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

What price beauty?

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

Mother Goose Spoilers

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

Updated Opera: The Hairstylist of Seville.

Judge getting hair done.

GURLERS

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

Shakespeare makes much ado about nothing.

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

'I love your new flat screen saloon.'

Hair Style Menu

"Oh yes, I proudly served."

My New Year's resolution is to be a better person. Very noble. I want to work harder to improve the planet. What's your resolution, mom? Pretty much the same. To be a better-looking person? Hey! It's planetary cleanup. Nan's Hair and Nails.

"So what's your success rate?"

"Wow! Talk about a game-changer!"

". . .Release the Grunwalds now! Do not make us resort to force!"

'My best client? You must be kidding. When she comes I work like for four people but I only receive one person's tips.'

Jo's Beauty Salon. On vacation. Closed for Summer. That's when things got ugly.

'I was in one of them tooth for a tooth squabbles.'

"This giant, Jack, did he touch you in any way?"

"The first thing I'll do as prince is take frog legs off the menu."

"He spoils them."

'I like doing shampoos, it gets your hands clean.'

"You've been ages,dear-but never mind I've been patiently waiting in the pub accross the road!"

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