Salon Story Teller Mugs

A brush with Death.

The adoration of the gels.

Pampered and poodled.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

What price beauty?

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

Mother Goose Spoilers

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

Updated Opera: The Hairstylist of Seville.

Judge getting hair done.

GURLERS

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

Shakespeare makes much ado about nothing.

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

'I love your new flat screen saloon.'

Hair Style Menu

"Oh yes, I proudly served."

"So what's your success rate?"

"Wow! Talk about a game-changer!"

'My best client? You must be kidding. When she comes I work like for four people but I only receive one person's tips.'

"This time lick my entire body."

"He spoils them."

"You've been ages,dear-but never mind I've been patiently waiting in the pub accross the road!"

'I like doing shampoos, it gets your hands clean.'

"The first thing I'll do as prince is take frog legs off the menu."

Your hats off! Salon now open

"This giant, Jack, did he touch you in any way?"

'I was in one of them tooth for a tooth squabbles.'