Saloon Stylist Gifts

'I love your new flat screen saloon.'

The adoration of the gels.

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

Pampered and poodled.

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

Judge getting hair done.

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

Cattlemans Saloon.

"You must be new around here, pardner."

GURLERS

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

"Listen honey, I don't claim to be no expert but I reckon you're going about this cowpuncher thing the whole wrong way."

'I know exactly what you mean...men are such hot heads!'

'I was in one of them tooth for a tooth squabbles.'

Woman Gets Taken Away By Hairdryer.

'I like doing shampoos, it gets your hands clean.'

'Soon as the roundup is over and we head for a saloon we'll need a volunteer to be the designated drover.'

Galoots in cahoots

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'

Your hats off! Salon now open

"He spoils them."

God's Manicure.