Saloon Stylist Gifts

'I love your new flat screen saloon.'

The adoration of the gels.

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Pampered and poodled.

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

GURLERS

Cattlemans Saloon.

"You must be new around here, pardner."

Judge getting hair done.

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

My New Year's resolution is to be a better person. Very noble. I want to work harder to improve the planet. What's your resolution, mom? Pretty much the same. To be a better-looking person? Hey! It's planetary cleanup. Nan's Hair and Nails.

Trigger Happy hour 5-6

"Listen honey, I don't claim to be no expert but I reckon you're going about this cowpuncher thing the whole wrong way."

"Yeah, you can drawl the drawl, but can you mosey the mosey?"

'Soon as the roundup is over and we head for a saloon we'll need a volunteer to be the designated drover.'

"He spoils them."

God's Manicure.

"You've been ages,dear-but never mind I've been patiently waiting in the pub accross the road!"

'I like doing shampoos, it gets your hands clean.'

Your hats off! Salon now open

Galoots in cahoots

Woman Gets Taken Away By Hairdryer.

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'

'I know exactly what you mean...men are such hot heads!'