Salon Stylist Gifts

Curlers on dog.

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Bad hair day!

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

'She's so put together!'

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

Shampoo.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"This is daring, but I like it."

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Rapunzel in the Morning

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

"Absolutely not!"

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Pampered and poodled.

Shoe addict.

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

At the suit makers

"I don't like your application."

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"