Salon Stylist Gifts

Curlers on dog.

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Bad hair day!

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

'She's so put together!'

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Shampoo.

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"This is daring, but I like it."

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

Rapunzel in the Morning

Shoe addict.

Pampered and poodled.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"Absolutely not!"

At the suit makers

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

"I don't like your application."

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

I cut my own hair — using a drone.