Fashion Stylist Gifts

'It's my newer, cooler look. I'm hoping my younger clients will dig it.'

"Yes it's impractical, expensive, and painful, but it looks amazing and I love it."

Tanning Salon: Free teeth whitening - while you tan!

Bad Hare Day

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

'You have the right to wear a belt. If you cannot afford a belt, one will be given to you.'

Extreme Animal Makeovers.

"I'm wearing this ribbon to help raise public awareness of my breasts."

'She's so put together!'

"I just washed my hair and can't do a thing with it!"

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

"Where's the Nobel for fashion?"

'You twit, French poodles are supposed to look pompous!'

Image Consultant

'Absolutely - it does make you look thinner!'

'How could I know that the new guy at the piercing shop is an ex-cop?'

"Do you have anything more post-impressionist?"

"You said 'give me a cool hairstyle...' You never specified which decade."

"What silly women! All copying each other's hair-do!"

Gok Wan

"Bad feather day?"

Don't let your interview outfit overpower your personality...

Style Consultant

How men accessorize

A sudden attack of the plaid

'I'm wearing a blue shirt today. I think I'll be arrested and I want to look good for the TV cameras.'

'Finally. Her lipstick is just right.'

Good Hair Day

'We're ok for duffel jackets and stiff upper lips sir, but short on Brylcream.'

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"It seems that people don't notice me anymore..."

Bad hair day

'OMG, we're so totally 2013!'

Fashion for dummies.

Fishbowl hat