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'It's my newer, cooler look. I'm hoping my younger clients will dig it.'

"Yes it's impractical, expensive, and painful, but it looks amazing and I love it."

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Bad Hare Day

'You have the right to wear a belt. If you cannot afford a belt, one will be given to you.'

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

"I'm wearing this ribbon to help raise public awareness of my breasts."

'Absolutely - it does make you look thinner!'

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'You twit, French poodles are supposed to look pompous!'

"Where's the Nobel for fashion?"

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

"I just washed my hair and can't do a thing with it!"

Extreme Animal Makeovers.

'She's so put together!'

'Finally. Her lipstick is just right.'

"What silly women! All copying each other's hair-do!"

"Bad feather day?"

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How men accessorize

A sudden attack of the plaid

'I'm wearing a blue shirt today. I think I'll be arrested and I want to look good for the TV cameras.'

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Good Hair Day

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"It seems that people don't notice me anymore..."

Bad hair day

'OMG, we're so totally 2013!'

Fashion for dummies.

"I'm giving you an 'A' for the hair, shoes and trousers; but I think the top still needs some work."

The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe Stylist.

She did not care what others thought. It was a fabulous hat.

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"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."