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Duchess of Cambridge

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

Bad hair day!

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

'She's so put together!'

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

Shampoo.

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"This is daring, but I like it."

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Rapunzel in the Morning

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

"Absolutely not!"

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Pampered and poodled.

Shoe addict.

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

"I don't like your application."

At the suit makers

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"