Hair Stylist Gifts

'Not too much off the back.'

"Are these chemical free?"

Man has the top of his head cut off by a home barber kit.

Week three, things started to get ugly.

Tintin - Bad Herg�

"It's the shower drain again."

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"Let's change things up a bit. Give me the crinkle cut."

'My personal trainer, massage therapists, hair stylist and chef.'

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

'I've been trying a new conditioner but I don't think it's doing my hair any justice.'

A pod of bleached whales,

'Just thin it out a little!'

Barber College - Sam's Hats.

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

Mop chop.

"Can you loosen it a bit Andre, I can't close my eyes"

"I want an easy to care for style that's also a desperate cry for help."

'You said you wanted a style that shows your personality so I just listened to you talk while I worked on your hair...'

'Oh, no, I'm his brother Teeny, Weeny Todd.'

'How much is the cute brown one in the window?'

'You guys are keeping a sharp lookout, right?'

'What sort of dressing would sir like...matt or gloss ?'

Captain Curling Iron.

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

'By accident they washed me with a conditioner!'

'My roots are starting to show.' 'You think you've got problems? I have a cowlick!'

'I'm not a new species. It's a perm.'

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

'Rick, could you take a seat somewhere else, please? For me to be seen with you is damaging to business!'

'But you told me you were a natural blonde!'

'Darling, have you seen my paint-stripper heat-gun?'

Rapunzel in the Morning

Hair salen: 'Sorry! Closed! Bad hair day!'

'Does anyone have a question?'