Hairstyle Designer Gifts

'...'Throw down my hair'? In this condition?'

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

Haircuts

Bad hair day!

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

Shampoo.

Hair Crop Circle

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

Lesser known greek gods,

Rapunzel in the Morning

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

"Absolutely not!"

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

Pampered and poodled.

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

A Macaroni in 1772

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

Lego Haircut

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

What price beauty?

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

Not you. Your hair.

'Sure I'm late. . . I not only have to get ready for school. . . now I have to get ready in case some idiot takes my picture for YouTube.'

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

Baby Hairstyles.

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

"I don't like your application."

"Can you give me a haircut that says, 'If you mess with my budget I'll rip out your soul, wring it like a dish towel, and drink it from a teacup'?"

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

I cut my own hair — using a drone.