Hair Styling Guru Gifts

"Oh, sure it's superstrong, but I still use a little gel to keep it looking perfect."

You could have told me there's only one "s" in "mouse" before I sprayed this in my mouth. Mousse.

Man applying superglue to his toupee before driving in his convertible.

'Evergreen' my patootie.'

Rapunzel's Hair Extensions.

'They do put a big crimp in my social life.'

"I just washed my hair and can't do a thing with it!"

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

Handbag store - "Perfect."

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

'She's so put together!'

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Shampoo.

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

A women in a shoeshop.

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

Rapunzel in the Morning

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Keeping warm.

"Absolutely not!"

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

'Do you like my little black number?'

Mr Metrosexual.

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

At the suit makers

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

'I can't move in, Ted - your lifestyle is too modern. And your furniture is way too modern.'