Haircare Guru Gifts

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'

Rapunzel in the Morning

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

Girl's hair comes unfastened as a dance is about to begin

"It's about the 'air conditionin' - Two weeks I've 'ad the car and I've still got split ends!"

Medusa is at the hairdressers, her hair is being charmed by the stylist.

RAPUNZELS BAD HAIR DAY.

No Smoking Hair Dryer.

'I'm sorry - but do you realize how much I was spending on shampoo and conditioner?'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Emergency Hipster Beard

"Be creative...!"

Dating is so expensive...

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

"Same goash-darn thing every full moon, eh, Mr. Harper?"

"Nice haircut."

Movember