Hair Styling Guru Pillows

"Oh, sure it's superstrong, but I still use a little gel to keep it looking perfect."

Man applying superglue to his toupee before driving in his convertible.

'Evergreen' my patootie.'

Rapunzel's Hair Extensions.

'They do put a big crimp in my social life.'

"I just washed my hair and can't do a thing with it!"

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Handbag store - "Perfect."

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

'She's so put together!'

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

A women in a shoeshop.

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Shampoo.

Rapunzel in the Morning

"Absolutely not!"

Keeping warm.

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

'Do you like my little black number?'

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

At the suit makers

Mr Metrosexual.

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

'I can't move in, Ted - your lifestyle is too modern. And your furniture is way too modern.'

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

"That shirt is so last year."

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'