Hairstylist Gifts

"I love it. Who did it?"

"Something sleek and recessionproof, Edward."

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

"Wonderful! The back of my head looks exactly like the back of George Clooney's head."

"I'd like a style that looks nothing like this."

'You're right, you ARE as old as you feel.'

"There's something you should consider before you begin—my hair works hard and it plays hard."

'The only problem with this wind turbine power, is that it plays havoc with my hair!'

'You went for the highlights then?'

Lego Haircut

Skyscrapers made from hair.

"Sure, I can clean your salon. I charge $55 an hour for men, $25 for women."

'There! Now you won't get tangles!'

The 3 Hairstyles of Men...

Street merchants 'Hair wraps' 'Henna Tattoos' 'Colonic irrigation'

'All finished. Just the way you like it.'

'Marvelous Makeovers. Hair by Debby, Nails by Fawn, Laser surgery by Dora.'

'I could use a trim.'

'Every year I say, 'Just a little of the top' but they never listen.'

Self serve haircut

"So how did you like getting away from it all?"

Pierced, tattooed beautician with spiked hair brings out woman's beauty.

Day 21 of self-isolation, and the DIY haircut hadn't been a complete success.

"Hate the crime, love the conditioner."

Caveman with a stylish hairstyle walks out of a cave marked with a barber pole.

Hedge trimming.

'My mom's taking me for a haircut, she want's to see what I look like!'

Shampoos for...Straight hair, Curly hair, Back hair.

Have you noticed how chefs have replaced hairdressers in the social pages?

'Rapunzel! Rapunzel! Let down your hair so I can use a little lightener to bring out highlights and a conditioner to give it rich full body!'

Blend Schools

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

"A little less West Coast this time, Eddie."

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

'He's having a bad feather day.'