Hairstylist Mugs

"I love it. Who did it?"

"Something sleek and recessionproof, Edward."

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

"Wonderful! The back of my head looks exactly like the back of George Clooney's head."

"There's something you should consider before you begin—my hair works hard and it plays hard."

'You went for the highlights then?'

'The only problem with this wind turbine power, is that it plays havoc with my hair!'

'You're right, you ARE as old as you feel.'

"I'd like a style that looks nothing like this."

Lego Haircut

The 3 Hairstyles of Men...

'There! Now you won't get tangles!'

'Every year I say, 'Just a little of the top' but they never listen.'

'All finished. Just the way you like it.'

'Marvelous Makeovers. Hair by Debby, Nails by Fawn, Laser surgery by Dora.'

'I could use a trim.'

Street merchants 'Hair wraps' 'Henna Tattoos' 'Colonic irrigation'

"Sure, I can clean your salon. I charge $55 an hour for men, $25 for women."

Skyscrapers made from hair.

"A shave and a shine."

"So how did you like getting away from it all?"

"I'm sorry we don't restore antiques."

Hedge trimming.

Moses parts the Red Sea.

"Hate the crime, love the conditioner."

Caveman with a stylish hairstyle walks out of a cave marked with a barber pole.

Self serve haircut

Pierced, tattooed beautician with spiked hair brings out woman's beauty.

"Wow, cool! Me, I've never been patient enough to grow my hair shoulder-length..."

Have you noticed how chefs have replaced hairdressers in the social pages?

"A little less West Coast this time, Eddie."

Blend Schools

Shampoos for...Straight hair, Curly hair, Back hair.

'Do you want it parted in the middle?'

"Highlight the battleship-gray."