Hairstyling Mugs

"I love it. Who did it?"

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

"I'd like to have myself declared legally blonde."

Pandemic Haircut

'It's my newer, cooler look. I'm hoping my younger clients will dig it.'

Boom. Recession. Depression. Stimulus.

'I can't do a thing with it either!'

Tintin - Bad Herg�

Rapunzel on prom night.

"Wonderful! The back of my head looks exactly like the back of George Clooney's head."

"Let's change things up a bit. Give me the crinkle cut."

Designer Republic of Shoreditch

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

"I'd like a style that looks nothing like this."

'Cut both both short. Hair and the conversation!'

"There's something you should consider before you begin—my hair works hard and it plays hard."

The quarantine self cut.

'You went for the highlights then?'

'The only problem with this wind turbine power, is that it plays havoc with my hair!'

'We don't discriminate per se - we just don't hire Lyle Lovett lookalikes.'

'Isn't it about time you get a haircut, dear?'

'Every year I say, 'Just a little of the top' but they never listen.'

Skyscrapers made from hair.

'You've done something with your hair, right?'

'You said you wanted a style that shows your personality so I just listened to you talk while I worked on your hair...'

'I'll have the number three.'

'I've noticed that your ponytail has reached retirement length, Dave.'

"Loved Jamaica!"

Ten minutes before the invention of the haircut.

The 3 Hairstyles of Men...

'There! Now you won't get tangles!'

Types of Willow Trees: Weeping, Freaked Out, Post-Nap and Super-Toned.

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

Lion with hair straighteners.

'Never discuss politics with your hairdresser.'