Hairstyling Pillows

"I love it. Who did it?"

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

"I'd like to have myself declared legally blonde."

Pandemic Haircut

'It's my newer, cooler look. I'm hoping my younger clients will dig it.'

Boom. Recession. Depression. Stimulus.

'Your chemistry grade isn't high enough for you to wear your hair that way.'

Old Mac Donald's Barber Shop.

'I can't do a thing with it either!'

Rapunzel on prom night.

Tintin - Bad Herg�

"I'm thinking of changing my parting."

"Wonderful! The back of my head looks exactly like the back of George Clooney's head."

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

'You went for the highlights then?'

"There's something you should consider before you begin—my hair works hard and it plays hard."

'Cut both both short. Hair and the conversation!'

'We don't discriminate per se - we just don't hire Lyle Lovett lookalikes.'

"Let's change things up a bit. Give me the crinkle cut."

The quarantine self cut.

'The only problem with this wind turbine power, is that it plays havoc with my hair!'

Designer Republic of Shoreditch

"I'd like a style that looks nothing like this."

Lion with hair straighteners.

Ten minutes before the invention of the haircut.

'Never discuss politics with your hairdresser.'

'You've done something with your hair, right?'

Types of Willow Trees: Weeping, Freaked Out, Post-Nap and Super-Toned.

'I've noticed that your ponytail has reached retirement length, Dave.'

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

'I'll have the number three.'

'Isn't it about time you get a haircut, dear?'

'Every year I say, 'Just a little of the top' but they never listen.'

'There! Now you won't get tangles!'

"Loved Jamaica!"