Hair Fashion Pillows

"Well yes, I could prescribe glasses, but frankly, just cutting your fringe would probably work better..."

Haircuts

Bad hair day!

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Ernie Studios. Hi, Ernie. What movies are you working on? We have a script about astronauts marooned on a planet filed with talking gorillas who are in hard economic times. I think I'll call it "The Apes of Wrath"! We're casting "Reignman." The central character is a savant monarch. And we're filming a movie about a suburban town populated by women with strange, long hair ... It's called "The Stepford Weaves."

Hair Crop Circle

Shampoo.

Lesser known greek gods,

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

A Macaroni in 1772

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

Pampered and poodled.

"Absolutely not!"

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Lego Haircut

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

Baby Hairstyles.

"I don't like your application."

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

'Sure I'm late. . . I not only have to get ready for school. . . now I have to get ready in case some idiot takes my picture for YouTube.'

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

Not you. Your hair.

What price beauty?

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

"Can you give me a haircut that says, 'If you mess with my budget I'll rip out your soul, wring it like a dish towel, and drink it from a teacup'?"

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

"I'm on a tight budget. Make it look like I cut at myself."

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

Military style hedgehog

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."