Hair Trend Enthusiast Pillows

girl asking her grey haired grandma about Parisian hair styles

"Tell Mario I sent you and ask for the 'Trump On A Wind Day.'"

Love at First Sight

"Absolutely not!"

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

Curling your hair for no reason

"Like my new haircut?"

"Nice haircut."

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

'More hair than brains.'

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

Square Cut

Little Red Riding Hood in Dallas

Two men in barber shop

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

Hairstyles

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

What female dogs think about their looks.

'Medusa has a bad snake day'

"When Rapunzel let down her hair, did she look ten years younger."

"Anyone who laughs at my new haircut will be subjected to immediate termination."

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

Bald man with a brush on his head

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

"Waiter, there's a man bun in my soup."

"I can't believe it! -- My Mom spent $45 on this hairdo, and they still didn't put me in the gifted class!"

"Fashion over function!"