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girl asking her grey haired grandma about Parisian hair styles

"Tell Mario I sent you and ask for the 'Trump On A Wind Day.'"

Love at First Sight

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"Absolutely not!"

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

Curling your hair for no reason

"Nice haircut."

"Like my new haircut?"

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

Square Cut

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

'More hair than brains.'

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

Hairstyles

Two men in barber shop

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!

Little Red Riding Hood in Dallas

Young Elvis

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

"I'm thinking of changing my parting."

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

'Medusa has a bad snake day'

What female dogs think about their looks.

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

"Anyone who laughs at my new haircut will be subjected to immediate termination."

"Fashion over function!"

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

Bald man with a brush on his head

"When Rapunzel let down her hair, did she look ten years younger."