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"I don't regret going bald. I just regret growing bald before I had a chance to rock a man bun."

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

'Medusa has a bad snake day'

"When Rapunzel let down her hair, did she look ten years younger."

"Anyone who laughs at my new haircut will be subjected to immediate termination."

Remember, when we show mommy, we pretend this was your idea, ok?

Bun Lift

World of Cow: Horn Gel

Misguided Hairstyles of The Animal World.

"Is there room for me?"

The Marcel Wave

Barber Shop in the Coronavirus Age

"Well yes, I could prescribe glasses, but frankly, just cutting your fringe would probably work better..."

Chris knew what looked good and always kept his hair short on the sides and longer on top.

I just can't help feeling that we'd be good together.

'Nothing about my new hair-do, yet you were first to notice the pimple on the bridge of her nose had gone!'

"Hey! Great haircut!!

Army barber says: 'Don't say 'Surprise me', soldier. I've never managed that yet.'

'There...now you'll fit in with the other plucked turkeys, er, footballers.'

'Will I outgrow my hair like you when I grow up?'

Moses parts the Red Sea.

'Seriously! Have you ever considered spray tan?'

'I don't think much of your work experience scheme Eric!'

'Did I hear someone mention the return of elegance?'

"I washed it last night- now I can't do a damn thing with it!"

The inventor of the man bun.

'OK short back and sides but are we staying with the comb-over?'

Man using 'Big N-Sexy Hair Gel'.

"Lose the man bun and shave your head."

"Give me the Vin Diesel."

Afro comb farmer - "That's a fine looking afro comb you're growin there, Jeb."

'I'll take the number 7.'

"Yes. I think I've got enough for a man bun."