Hair Trend Seekers Gifts

"I don't regret going bald. I just regret growing bald before I had a chance to rock a man bun."

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

'Medusa has a bad snake day'

"When Rapunzel let down her hair, did she look ten years younger."

"Anyone who laughs at my new haircut will be subjected to immediate termination."

Misguided Hairstyles of The Animal World.

World of Cow: Horn Gel

"Is there room for me?"

Barber Shop in the Coronavirus Age

Chris knew what looked good and always kept his hair short on the sides and longer on top.

The Marcel Wave

"Well yes, I could prescribe glasses, but frankly, just cutting your fringe would probably work better..."

Moses parts the Red Sea.

Army barber says: 'Don't say 'Surprise me', soldier. I've never managed that yet.'

'Will I outgrow my hair like you when I grow up?'

'Nothing about my new hair-do, yet you were first to notice the pimple on the bridge of her nose had gone!'

'There...now you'll fit in with the other plucked turkeys, er, footballers.'

"Hey! Great haircut!!

'Seriously! Have you ever considered spray tan?'

'I don't think much of your work experience scheme Eric!'

Man using 'Big N-Sexy Hair Gel'.

"I washed it last night- now I can't do a damn thing with it!"

"Lose the man bun and shave your head."

The inventor of the man bun.

'Did I hear someone mention the return of elegance?'

Afro comb farmer - "That's a fine looking afro comb you're growin there, Jeb."

'OK short back and sides but are we staying with the comb-over?'

'I'll take the number 7.'

Street merchants 'Hair wraps' 'Henna Tattoos' 'Colonic irrigation'