Hair Trendsetter Gifts

"I'd like a style that looks nothing like this."

Hairdressing Models

Street merchants 'Hair wraps' 'Henna Tattoos' 'Colonic irrigation'

Misguided Hairstyles of The Animal World.

'OK short back and sides but are we staying with the comb-over?'

"When you said you were growing a ponytail, were you talking about with your back hair?"

Bird Hair

'The stylist got our instructions mixed up.'

'Did I hear someone mention the return of elegance?'

'It isn't every day that a client gives me a free hand to be creative.'

Tarzans mid life crisis: 'It's a jungle out there.'

'I can try taking the gray out, but only the young dye good.'

'Love the 'Bumpit', honey - but around here we backcomb.'

"Hey! Great haircut!!

"Lose the man bun and shave your head."

"Anyone who laughs at my new haircut will be subjected to immediate termination."

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

Ulysses Simpson Grant

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

'Medusa has a bad snake day'

"When Rapunzel let down her hair, did she look ten years younger."

"It isn't fair! Why aren't thin lips fashionable?"

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

'Wonderful, Lesley! The calligraphy course paid off!'

New Shades 2020

Hedgehog/Punk Romance

"I don't regret going bald. I just regret growing bald before I had a chance to rock a man bun."

'There...now you'll fit in with the other plucked turkeys, er, footballers.'

Chris knew what looked good and always kept his hair short on the sides and longer on top.

"Well yes, I could prescribe glasses, but frankly, just cutting your fringe would probably work better..."

The Marcel Wave

'Isn't it enough to have long hair?'

'I'm gonna have to change my hair. My parents love it.'

Eventually I'd like to major in cosmetic surgery.

Cornrows