Facial Hair Trendsetters Gifts

When beardy blokes meet...

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

Your Guide to Winning Movember

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

Movember

30 Days Has Movember

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

"Are you growing that mustache to make me break up with you?"

"In an effort to be more transparent, I've grown back my evil goatee."

"You've got some food or something in your moustache."

"And where do you see your mustache in five years?"

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

"One man with a mustache is manly. Sexy. Magnetic."

Today I am trying to grow a bit of beard...

My Life in Beards.

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

"Anyone who laughs at my new haircut will be subjected to immediate termination."

"A Leading cosmetics company believes our drilling mud would ake an excellent skincare product."

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

Two men discussing thier moustaches

Clock Tower Shadow

'Having trouble with the shaver?'

'I was tired of my goaty, so I decided to grow a moustache...'

Old School Mustaches

'What magnificent whiskers My wife would never let me grow anything like THAT'

"When's the last time you shaved, little buddy?"

"I beg your pardon, but a mustache is required in the dining room. Would you like us to provide you with one?"

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

Harrison Ford, no question. Tom Selleck. Without a doubt. I don't care if they did offer Selleck the role first, Ford was a much better "Indiana Jones." I don't care if they did offer Selleck the role first, Ford was a much better "Indiana Jones." Ford was ok, but his character was less that manly. What are you talking about? That's ridiculous! Harrison Ford was the definition of eighties manliness! You're telling me the "definition of eighties manliness" could run around the world for weeks and