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"I'll settle for the soul patch."

The Beard Movement

'Been here awhile?'

"She admired my goatee, so I admired her mustache."

"Forget Movember, I'm doing Maovember."

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

Movember

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

30 Days Has Movember

"Are you growing that mustache to make me break up with you?"

"You've got some food or something in your moustache."

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

"In an effort to be more transparent, I've grown back my evil goatee."

"And where do you see your mustache in five years?"

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Today I am trying to grow a bit of beard...

"One man with a mustache is manly. Sexy. Magnetic."

My Life in Beards.

Two men discussing thier moustaches

Clock Tower Shadow

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

'Having trouble with the shaver?'

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

Harrison Ford, no question. Tom Selleck. Without a doubt. I don't care if they did offer Selleck the role first, Ford was a much better "Indiana Jones." I don't care if they did offer Selleck the role first, Ford was a much better "Indiana Jones." Ford was ok, but his character was less that manly. What are you talking about? That's ridiculous! Harrison Ford was the definition of eighties manliness! You're telling me the "definition of eighties manliness" could run around the world for weeks and

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

Man with fake beard gets a package from the Beard of the Month club.