Facial Hair Enthusiasts Gifts

"I shaved mine off."

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

"Absolutely not!"

The Beard in the Stone

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

Curling your hair for no reason

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

Movember

Your Guide to Winning Movember

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

30 Days Has Movember

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

Square Cut

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

"Are you growing that mustache to make me break up with you?"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

"You've got some food or something in your moustache."

'More hair than brains.'

"In an effort to be more transparent, I've grown back my evil goatee."

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

"And where do you see your mustache in five years?"

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

Today I am trying to grow a bit of beard...

"One man with a mustache is manly. Sexy. Magnetic."

Hairstyles