Facial Hair Enthusiasts Pillows

Welcome to Pine Hills a goateed community.

"I shaved mine off."

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

"Absolutely not!"

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

The Beard in the Stone

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

Movember

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

Your Guide to Winning Movember

Curling your hair for no reason

30 Days Has Movember

"You've got some food or something in your moustache."

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

Square Cut

"In an effort to be more transparent, I've grown back my evil goatee."

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

'More hair than brains.'

"Are you growing that mustache to make me break up with you?"

"And where do you see your mustache in five years?"

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

"One man with a mustache is manly. Sexy. Magnetic."

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

Hairstyles

This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!