Facial Hair Appreciation Pillows

"And where do you see your mustache in five years?"

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

The Beard in the Stone

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

Movember

Your Guide to Winning Movember

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

30 Days Has Movember

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

"In an effort to be more transparent, I've grown back my evil goatee."

"Are you growing that mustache to make me break up with you?"

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

"You've got some food or something in your moustache."

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Today I am trying to grow a bit of beard...

"One man with a mustache is manly. Sexy. Magnetic."

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

Clock Tower Shadow

'Having trouble with the shaver?'

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

Two men discussing thier moustaches

'I was tired of my goaty, so I decided to grow a moustache...'

Old School Mustaches

Man with fake beard gets a package from the Beard of the Month club.

"You've got a tiny piece of ginger in your mustache."

"When's the last time you shaved, little buddy?"

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

"I beg your pardon, but a mustache is required in the dining room. Would you like us to provide you with one?"

'What magnificent whiskers My wife would never let me grow anything like THAT'

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'