Facial Hair Flair Pillows

Men! Pep up that fat, dull head with a swellegant, elegant toupee and tash.

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

The Beard in the Stone

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

Movember

Your Guide to Winning Movember

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

30 Days Has Movember

"Are you growing that mustache to make me break up with you?"

"In an effort to be more transparent, I've grown back my evil goatee."

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

"You've got some food or something in your moustache."

"And where do you see your mustache in five years?"

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Today I am trying to grow a bit of beard...

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

"One man with a mustache is manly. Sexy. Magnetic."

Chuck played mean hair guitar.

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

"You must be new around here, pardner."

Clock Tower Shadow

'Having trouble with the shaver?'

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

Two men discussing thier moustaches

Old School Mustaches

'I was tired of my goaty, so I decided to grow a moustache...'

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'