Facial Hair Styling Pillows

'I was tired of my goaty, so I decided to grow a moustache...'

Courtship display

Your Guide to Winning Movember

A Guide to Beards...

"This isn't a mustache. It's nose hair."

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

Haircuts

Ernie Studios. Hi, Ernie. What movies are you working on? We have a script about astronauts marooned on a planet filed with talking gorillas who are in hard economic times. I think I'll call it "The Apes of Wrath"! We're casting "Reignman." The central character is a savant monarch. And we're filming a movie about a suburban town populated by women with strange, long hair ... It's called "The Stepford Weaves."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Bad hair day!

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

Lesser known greek gods,

Hair Crop Circle

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

Shampoo.

Pampered and poodled.

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"Absolutely not!"

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

A Macaroni in 1772

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

Lego Haircut

"Can you give me a haircut that says, 'If you mess with my budget I'll rip out your soul, wring it like a dish towel, and drink it from a teacup'?"

The Beard in the Stone

Not you. Your hair.

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

What price beauty?

'Sure I'm late. . . I not only have to get ready for school. . . now I have to get ready in case some idiot takes my picture for YouTube.'

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

Baby Hairstyles.