'I was tired of my goaty, so I decided to grow a moustache...'
Facial Hair Styling Gifts
Looking for a gift that celebrates facial hair styling? Our collection offers witty mugs, amusing t-shirts, cozy pillows, and eye-catching prints that resonate with beard lovers and grooming aficionados alike. Surprise a friend or treat yourself to a playful nod to the art of facial hair. Whether they prefer a classic mustache or a full beard, our products add personality and humor to their grooming routine, making every day a bit more fun.
Courtship display
Your Guide to Winning Movember
A Guide to Beards...
"This isn't a mustache. It's nose hair."
'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'
Haircuts
Ernie Studios. Hi, Ernie. What movies are you working on? We have a script about astronauts marooned on a planet filed with talking gorillas who are in hard economic times. I think I'll call it "The Apes of Wrath"! We're casting "Reignman." The central character is a savant monarch. And we're filming a movie about a suburban town populated by women with strange, long hair ... It's called "The Stepford Weaves."
"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."
Bad hair day!
"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."
Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.
Lesser known greek gods,
Hair Crop Circle
The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.
Shampoo.
Pampered and poodled.
Owner Looks Like Poodle.
Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.
"Absolutely not!"
'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'
"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"
A Macaroni in 1772
'The hair specialist is down the hall.'
Lego Haircut
"Can you give me a haircut that says, 'If you mess with my budget I'll rip out your soul, wring it like a dish towel, and drink it from a teacup'?"
The Beard in the Stone
Not you. Your hair.
"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."
The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'
'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'
What price beauty?
'Sure I'm late. . . I not only have to get ready for school. . . now I have to get ready in case some idiot takes my picture for YouTube.'
'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'
Baby Hairstyles.
Facial Hair Styling Gifts Collection
Facial Hair Styling Mugs
Discover our range of humorous facial hair mugs that make every coffee break a fun grooming celebration. Perfect for beard enthusiasts and humorous gents.
Facial Hair Styling Pillows
Relax in style with our amusing facial hair pillows, perfect for adding humor and personality to your grooming space or living room.
Facial Hair Styling Prints
Decorate your walls with our vibrant facial hair prints, celebrating the art of grooming with a touch of fun and color.
Facial Hair Styling T-Shirts
Explore our playful facial hair t-shirts, designed for beard lovers and grooming aficionados who want to wear their pride with a witty twist.