Facial Hair Flair Gifts

Men! Pep up that fat, dull head with a swellegant, elegant toupee and tash.

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

The Beard in the Stone

Your Guide to Winning Movember

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

Movember

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

30 Days Has Movember

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

"In an effort to be more transparent, I've grown back my evil goatee."

"You've got some food or something in your moustache."

"Are you growing that mustache to make me break up with you?"

"And where do you see your mustache in five years?"

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

Easter Island Tours. Theories differ. Ernie believes they were used to display a selection of giant wigs.

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

"One man with a mustache is manly. Sexy. Magnetic."

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

Chuck played mean hair guitar.

Today I am trying to grow a bit of beard...

My Life in Beards.

Clock Tower Shadow

Two men discussing thier moustaches

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

'Having trouble with the shaver?'

"You must be new around here, pardner."

Old School Mustaches

'I was tired of my goaty, so I decided to grow a moustache...'