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'On second thoughts - I like you better with the beard.'

Happy Movember.

A handlebar moustache.

Extra money? You bet! Extra time? Oh, yeah! Extra eyebrows? Why the hell not!

'Your teeth are okay, but that mustache will have to go.'

'Having trouble with the shaver?'

'Father Christmas is just like my dad. . . He never shaves and only works on day a year.'

Pilot with moustache like wings

A handlebar moustache a moustache growing off the middle of a push-bike's handlebar

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

'Wow! Love the goatee! It gives you that lean and hungry look!'

'From this day on, we live in a true democracy. The voters have spoken, and the muttonchops must go.'

'Hey, honey! Come see how I look with a beard!'

Pileated Lip Worm

Balloons tied to a moustache.

'The boss finally noticed me. He said I was in violation of the company's 'no beards' code.'

'What bothers me is his hairier-than-though attitude.'

'Having trouble with the shaver?'

'...and that's my great-great-great uncle Wilbur. He died of smoke inhalation when his mustache caught on fire.'

"It's a good thing we caught this in time - An ingrown mustache can be VERY serious."

Reading the future in beard stubble.

Movember

The crew of the pirate ship 'The Bearded Lady' celebrate their greatest booty haul ever.

Reb Berel had always been proud of his beard...until Reb Feivel arrived.

"In a show of support for our President, I grew it to match his tie lenghth."

"What sort of bird are you?"

"Some gum."

"...and another thing - I don't like your moustache."

Moustached Man

"One man with a mustache is manly. Sexy. Magnetic."

"Are you growing that mustache to make me break up with you?"

Disguises

Mustaches Flying South After November

"It's not supposed to be a beard or a moustache. It's stubble!"

Least ironic mustache