Facial Hair Admirer Gifts

'Ooh! I just LOVE men with moustaches!'

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

Hair Crop Circle

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

Movember

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

30 Days Has Movember

"Are you growing that mustache to make me break up with you?"

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

"In an effort to be more transparent, I've grown back my evil goatee."

"You've got some food or something in your moustache."

"And where do you see your mustache in five years?"

"One man with a mustache is manly. Sexy. Magnetic."

Today I am trying to grow a bit of beard...

My Life in Beards.

'Having trouble with the shaver?'

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

Two men discussing thier moustaches

Clock Tower Shadow

"When's the last time you shaved, little buddy?"

'Love what you've done with your hair.'

Harrison Ford, no question. Tom Selleck. Without a doubt. I don't care if they did offer Selleck the role first, Ford was a much better "Indiana Jones." I don't care if they did offer Selleck the role first, Ford was a much better "Indiana Jones." Ford was ok, but his character was less that manly. What are you talking about? That's ridiculous! Harrison Ford was the definition of eighties manliness! You're telling me the "definition of eighties manliness" could run around the world for weeks and

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

Man with fake beard gets a package from the Beard of the Month club.

"This is all my own hair."

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

'Wonderful, Lesley! The calligraphy course paid off!'

"She massages egos."

Beard, socks and sandals.

'Believe it or not, my husband finds my goatee very attractive...'

'Let's see...yes, there is a wing upgrade for a soul patch.'

How to wear a false moustache.