Facial Hair Admirer Pillows

'Ooh! I just LOVE men with moustaches!'

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

Hair Crop Circle

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

Movember

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

30 Days Has Movember

"Are you growing that mustache to make me break up with you?"

"In an effort to be more transparent, I've grown back my evil goatee."

"You've got some food or something in your moustache."

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

"And where do you see your mustache in five years?"

"One man with a mustache is manly. Sexy. Magnetic."

Today I am trying to grow a bit of beard...

'Having trouble with the shaver?'

Clock Tower Shadow

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

Two men discussing thier moustaches

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

"She massages egos."

"This is all my own hair."

"When's the last time you shaved, little buddy?"

'Love what you've done with your hair.'

'Wonderful, Lesley! The calligraphy course paid off!'

Man with fake beard gets a package from the Beard of the Month club.

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

Beard, socks and sandals.

How to wear a false moustache.

The crew of the pirate ship 'The Bearded Lady' celebrate their greatest booty haul ever.

"Which one of you is Mr. Wakefield?"

"She has your soul patch."

'Believe it or not, my husband finds my goatee very attractive...'