Facial Hair Fanatics Pillows

"Why speculate? Get your info straight from the source!"

Moustaches with their owners' names.

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

Movember

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

30 Days Has Movember

"Are you growing that mustache to make me break up with you?"

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

"In an effort to be more transparent, I've grown back my evil goatee."

"You've got some food or something in your moustache."

"And where do you see your mustache in five years?"

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

"One man with a mustache is manly. Sexy. Magnetic."

Today I am trying to grow a bit of beard...

My Life in Beards.

Clock Tower Shadow

'Having trouble with the shaver?'

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"

Two men discussing thier moustaches

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

"I beg your pardon, but a mustache is required in the dining room. Would you like us to provide you with one?"

"When's the last time you shaved, little buddy?"

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

Harrison Ford, no question. Tom Selleck. Without a doubt. I don't care if they did offer Selleck the role first, Ford was a much better "Indiana Jones." I don't care if they did offer Selleck the role first, Ford was a much better "Indiana Jones." Ford was ok, but his character was less that manly. What are you talking about? That's ridiculous! Harrison Ford was the definition of eighties manliness! You're telling me the "definition of eighties manliness" could run around the world for weeks and

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

'What magnificent whiskers My wife would never let me grow anything like THAT'

Man with fake beard gets a package from the Beard of the Month club.

Beard, socks and sandals.