Facial Hair Fanatics Pillows

"Why speculate? Get your info straight from the source!"

Moustaches with their owners' names.

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

Movember

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

30 Days Has Movember

"Are you growing that mustache to make me break up with you?"

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

"You've got some food or something in your moustache."

"In an effort to be more transparent, I've grown back my evil goatee."

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

"And where do you see your mustache in five years?"

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

"One man with a mustache is manly. Sexy. Magnetic."

Today I am trying to grow a bit of beard...

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

'Having trouble with the shaver?'

Clock Tower Shadow

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"

Two men discussing thier moustaches

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

Man with fake beard gets a package from the Beard of the Month club.

"I beg your pardon, but a mustache is required in the dining room. Would you like us to provide you with one?"

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

"When's the last time you shaved, little buddy?"

'What magnificent whiskers My wife would never let me grow anything like THAT'

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

"Yes dear, I'm sure if it were smaller the pepper mill would make a fine ear and nose hair trimmer."

Beard, socks and sandals.

"Shaving off your three whiskers doesn't make you older!"