Facial Hair Trendsetters Pillows

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

Movember

Your Guide to Winning Movember

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

30 Days Has Movember

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

"In an effort to be more transparent, I've grown back my evil goatee."

"You've got some food or something in your moustache."

"Are you growing that mustache to make me break up with you?"

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

"And where do you see your mustache in five years?"

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Today I am trying to grow a bit of beard...

"One man with a mustache is manly. Sexy. Magnetic."

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

Clock Tower Shadow

'Having trouble with the shaver?'

"Anyone who laughs at my new haircut will be subjected to immediate termination."

"A Leading cosmetics company believes our drilling mud would ake an excellent skincare product."

Two men discussing thier moustaches

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

Old School Mustaches

'I was tired of my goaty, so I decided to grow a moustache...'

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

Man with fake beard gets a package from the Beard of the Month club.

'What magnificent whiskers My wife would never let me grow anything like THAT'

"When's the last time you shaved, little buddy?"