Facial Hair Conqueror Pillows

Tweezers are a girl's best friend.

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

The Beard in the Stone

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

Movember

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

30 Days Has Movember

"Are you growing that mustache to make me break up with you?"

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

"In an effort to be more transparent, I've grown back my evil goatee."

"You've got some food or something in your moustache."

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Today I am trying to grow a bit of beard...

"One man with a mustache is manly. Sexy. Magnetic."

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

Chuck played mean hair guitar.

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

Clock Tower Shadow

'Having trouble with the shaver?'

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

Two men discussing thier moustaches

"You must be new around here, pardner."

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"

Old School Mustaches

Veni, Vidi, Vici, Mani, Pedi.

"You've got a tiny piece of ginger in your mustache."

"She massages egos."

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

"I beg your pardon, but a mustache is required in the dining room. Would you like us to provide you with one?"

'What magnificent whiskers My wife would never let me grow anything like THAT'