Facial Hair Conqueror Gifts

Tweezers are a girl's best friend.

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

The Beard in the Stone

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

Movember

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

30 Days Has Movember

"Are you growing that mustache to make me break up with you?"

"You've got some food or something in your moustache."

"In an effort to be more transparent, I've grown back my evil goatee."

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

"One man with a mustache is manly. Sexy. Magnetic."

Chuck played mean hair guitar.

Today I am trying to grow a bit of beard...

My Life in Beards.

Clock Tower Shadow

'Having trouble with the shaver?'

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

"You must be new around here, pardner."

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

Two men discussing thier moustaches

Old School Mustaches

"She massages egos."

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

"You've got a tiny piece of ginger in your mustache."

Harrison Ford, no question. Tom Selleck. Without a doubt. I don't care if they did offer Selleck the role first, Ford was a much better "Indiana Jones." I don't care if they did offer Selleck the role first, Ford was a much better "Indiana Jones." Ford was ok, but his character was less that manly. What are you talking about? That's ridiculous! Harrison Ford was the definition of eighties manliness! You're telling me the "definition of eighties manliness" could run around the world for weeks and